Thought you'd all appreciate this recipe!!!!!!!!!!!  Good luck.
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>  JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES
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>  Christmas Cookie Active Ingredients:
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>  1 cup of water
>  1 tsp. baking soda
>  1 cup of sugar
>  1 tsp. salt
>  1 cup of brown sugar
>  lemon juice
>  4 large eggs
>  1 cup nuts
>  2 cups of dried fruit
>  1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
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>  Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
>  Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
>  again, to be sure it is of the highest
>  quality, pour one level cup and drink.
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>  Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one
>  cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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>  Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
>  At this point it's best to make sure the
>  Cuervo is still OK, try another cup (just in case.)
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>  Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
>  leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
>  the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
>  frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
>  turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
>  in the beaterers just pry it loose with
>  a drewscriver.
>  Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
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>  Next, sift two cups of salt, or
>  something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
>  the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
>  juice and strain your nuts. Add one
>  table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
>  somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
>  the oven.
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>  Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
>  over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
>  throw the bowl through the window, finish the
>  Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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>  CHERRY MISTMAS!
   Yingle, yingle, yingle